We Know What Beyoncé Is Getting for Christmas

“Now I’m down in Tribeca, right next to De Niro,” bragged Jay-Z on “Empire State of Mind.” Well, who’s bragging now? Just in time for the gift-getting season: T-shirts that get to the heart of what you really like about your neighborhood. The back is pictured; on the front is a small Tribeca Citizen logo. (I’m pretty sure the type is only in white, so do not buy a white T-shirt or it’ll be invisible, and that won’t be my problem.) Also available: T-shirts that simply—but elegantly!—say “Tribeca Citizen.” Check out the Tribeca Citizen T-shirt shop for colors, styles, and prices. If you don’t see the style or color you want, ping me a tribecacitizen@gmail.com and I’ll see what I can do.

 
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  1. um, respectfully, is TribCitizen perhaps jumping the shark with these…..?

  2. Or it could be a devious, reverse-psychological plan to make you prefer a simple “Tribeca Citizen” t-shirt instead….