What, you wanted a Dalmatian?
Is that real wood under the Raccoon Lodge’s fake-wood façade? Quick! Cover it back up!
Square peg in a rounded hole.
I was torn between wondering who was in there and disgust at humanity. (Jennifer Lopez, I learned later without even trying.)
Am I the only one who finds 37 Warren’s new trompe l’oeil door a little sarcophagus-y?
Even the undead need a little glamour now and then.
You might want to steer clear of this streetlamp for a while.