Hell froze over this week.

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Or maybe I slept through fall…?

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Role models ain’t what they used to be.

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It’s a Con Ed emergency! Better call in the vintage Mercedes from Georgia!

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But I thought it was still under construction….

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Worth a try.

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Ingenious!

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You mean that wasn’t a fake horse?

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“Parallel to what?”

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If only “baby sitting” was in quotes, too.

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As if it’s not hard enough being a plant in this city.

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I’d pay to see that.

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Actually, drink enough beer and you’ll forget everything.

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