••• The New York Times looks at the economics of law schools, focusing on New York Law School: “N.Y.L.S. is ranked in the bottom third of all law schools in the country, but with tuition and fees now set at $47,800 a year, it charges more than Harvard.” All that lighting doesn’t pay for itself, you know.

••• The New York Times reviews Oscar Wilde’s Salome at the Flea. And also Julius by Design at the Access Theater.

••• Celeb hijinks at the Tribeca Grand: “New York Ranger Brad Richards panicked when he thought someone hacked his Twitter account this week, but was relieved to learn it was just Tommy Lee having some fun. Tampa native Richards stayed at the Tribeca Grand hotel”—you may recall that I heard Richards was looking at real estate in the neighborhood—”and logged onto a computer in his room to tweet. When Lee stayed in the same room a few days later and booted up the computer, he saw Richards’ account was still open and sent messages out under his handle. ‘Im a dork!’ the rocker tweeted along with other messages before letting Richards in on the joke. ‘Signing out for ya!! I’m a nice hacker!!! hey dude btw . . . it’s Tommy Lee!!! hahah!!’” (New York Post)

••• “Aaron and Ayla Wilhelm, who made waves with one of the original crazy wedding dance video, just bought a home for $1.98 million. That’s slightly more than the 1,398,714 people who have watched the video of their first dance on YouTube. The 1,800-square-foot Tribeca loft is located at 45 Lispenard Street.” (New York Observer via Curbed)

••• “The Seaport Museum New York may be able to stay afloat after all. Advocates said they were heartened after holding a first meeting Friday with the Museum of the City of New York, which has expressed interest in taking over the Seaport Museum as an annex. ‘It was a wonderfully productive initial meeting,’ said David Sheldon, a longtime Seaport Museum volunteer who spoke on behalf of Save Our Seaport.” (DNAinfo)

••• NY1 profiles graffiti artist Michael “Mr. Kaves” McLeer, whose first solo gallery show is at Hionas Gallery.

••• The New York Times hangs out with the cancan dancers who kicked up their heels at Cercle Rouge’s Bastille Day party.

By Yana Paskova (courtesy The New York Times)

Mother’s Day is May 8—that’s just over a week away. Here are gift ideas for the mom(s) in your life, including many special offers. (Any mothers reading this may want to forward it accordingly.) As always, click on the blue text for more information.

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A UNO TRIBECA
Mother’s Day to-do list:
• Prepare her a delicious breakfast.
• Cards and flowers should be part of the celebration.
• Give her time for activities she loves: exercising, a long walk, or just staying in bed with a book she hasn’t had time to read.
• A must: Stop by A Uno Tribeca. You’ll get expert help in buying her the perfect gift; we guarantee the best results. (Gift certificates are also available.)
And remember—every day is Mother’s Day!

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GARY GRAHAM
Starting Mother’s Day, Gary Graham is offering a special promotion: 20% off the Spring 2011 Collection. 176 Franklin St., 212-274-8940, Monday–Saturday, 11–7 p.m.

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MIND OVER MATTER
Mind Over Matter is how New York moms do fitness. Contact us now for 20% off one-on-one in-home sessions in Personal Training, Pilates, Yoga, or Massage. We specialize in prenatal and postpartum fitness. Whether in your home, office, or even outdoors, MOM trainers are equipped with the skills to turn any existing space into your own private health club. Offer valid until June 1.

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FEATHERSTONE DESIGN
Visit the Featherstone Design Jewelry Tribeca Studio to find the perfect gift to honor your mother or wife. For this special occasion, our gift consultation service provides you the choice to select from our Platinum or 18K Gold collection which offers unique interchangeability to fit her style or a gift certificate offering both of you a private jewelry consultation experience to return and custom design her special piece while enjoying lunch and/or chocolate and Champagne.

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TRIBECA PAINT—HARDWARE & HOME
Give Mom the gift of luxurious fragrant candles by Votivo this Mother’s Day. Come to Tribeca Paint at 217 W. Broadway (bet. Franklin and White) and take 15% off any Votivo candle or fragrance in the store. We’re open Sunday for last-minute shopping! Oh, and Dad, if you want to fix something up to make Mom’s day, you can take 10% off anything you buy, too! TribecaPaint.com, 212-925-4800.

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KHUSHI
Moms need pampering, too! There’s no better way to treat mom on Mother’s Day than with something special for just her! Give the gift of natural beauty. Give the gift of Khushi—all natural, spa products. Pure and simple. There is something for everyone from a lovely body scrub to a tote loaded with great products! Can’t decide? We can help pick out the perfect gift for your perfect mom. Shop online at khushispa.com.

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BARI STUDIO
Don’t believe Mom when she says she doesn’t want a gift…. Better yet, surprise her with a gift card to Bari Studio! As the ultimate workout experience to transform her mind, body, and soul, Bari is the perfect way to say “go take some me time”—what better gift can you give mom on her day? For information on which series and packages she’ll love, please visit thebaristudio.com.

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LA LUMIA
Come in to La Lumia and shop our collection of one-of-a-kind hand-crafted jewelry, accessories, and clothing for your one-of-a-kind mother! Visit us in our Tribeca studio at 27 Park Place in Suite 200. Jackie will walk you through our unique selections to find just the right piece to fit the personality of that special woman—be it mother, mother-in-law, grandmother, aunt, wife, or friend! Come up to the studio or shop online at shop.lalumiaclothing.com.

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XOOS FRENCH SHIRTS
Mention Tribeca Citizen and get 12% off* at XOOS French Shirts (7 Lispenard St., just off Sixth Ave). XOOS built its reputation in Europe on high-quality men’s and women’s dress shirts with the finest cotton, design, and unique details. From the business-style to the latest dandy fashion trends, there’s something for everyone! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter for the latest news and specials. *Offer expires May 15, 2011.

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NIRVANA INTERNATIONAL
On May 5 from 3 p.m. to 8 p.m., Nirvana International is hosting a Mother’s Day event—we will offer a 10% discount on any purchase, whether it’s art or jewelry. 246 W. Broadway (bet. Beach and N. Moore), 212-789-9001.

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Interested in advertising in the newsletter? Email tribecacitizen@gmail.com to be notified about the next opportunity.

Because everybody loves a bargain: This is a special newsletter devoted to sales, deals, and discounts in greater Tribeca, with descriptions written by the sponsors. As always, click on the blue text for more information. Remember to tell them where you saw the deal!

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CASS LILIEN
Personalized, engraved sterling silver or 14k gold stacking rings with diamonds are the perfect gift for all the proud moms in your life. The combinations are endless: The one pictured was for my favorite stylish grandma, but I can even make them with the names of your pets. This is the ultimate gift for dog lovers. Treat yourself or buy one for someone you love (and Tribeca Citizens get 10% off). Great for Valentine’s Day and Mother’s Day. Come into the shop at 24 Harrison and see what’s new or order online at casslilien.com.

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STUZZICHERIA
Chef Mike Franzetti fuses seasonal and imported ingredients from southern Italy to compose a menu of small plates, entrées, and desserts. This charming, windowed gem is known for items like “arancini” (rice balls), “cauliflower fritti” (fried cauliflower), and “pane panelle sliders” (fried chickpea with ricotta and caciocavallo cheese—voted the #2 sandwich by New York magazine). The wine list features Southern Italian vintages by the bottle or quartino. Stop in for a three-course prix-fixe lunch Monday–Friday or weekend brunch for $19.95. And don’t miss Tribeca’s most adored hot chocolate—made with Nutella and topped with homemade amaro marshmallows and cream.

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MANHATTAN CHILDREN’S THEATRE
Specializing in literary adaptations and original works by New York playwrights, Manhattan Children’s Theatre has entertained hundreds of thousands of kids and their families since 2002 with performances that are smart, funny, and exciting for audiences of any age. And now, for our Looney Tunes–inspired adaptation of “Little Red Riding Hood,” Tribeca Citizen readers take 20% off when using the code “CITIZEN” (good through Feb. 13). To order, visit mctny.org.

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TRIBECA PAINT HARDWARE & HOME
My name is Andy and I have been a Tribeca resident for over 25 years. My family has been in the hardware and paint business for four generations, and it was always my dream to establish a store in my neighborhood. Welcome to Tribeca Paint Hardware & Home, where you’ll find us friendly, knowledgeable, and eager to help. During February, my dog, Durham, and I are offering a 10% merchandise discount to our neighbors. Our lines include Benjamin Moore Paint, Caldrea, Casabella, Umbra, Miele, Dyson, Electrolux, and Sodastream, along with all kinds of light bulbs, hardware, and sustainable home goods.

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REAL PILATES
“The Real Pilates Spring Circuit combines the benefits of your hardest weight lifting session at the gym, your most intense cardio practice, along with the elongating power of Pilates.” —HauteLiving.com, January 2011

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TRIBECAFE
TriBeCafe’s 1st Anniversary Party! On Wednesday, Feb. 9, from 6 p.m. to 1 a.m., TriBeCafe will be offering a $10 open bar (beer/wines/soft drinks) for its anniversary. Sign up on the guest list for the $10 price; otherwise $15 at the door. Cash only. Please RSVP for the guest list with full contact info to inquiries@tribecafe.net. And 20 attendees will win a VIP discount card at the restaurant! This event is open to the public.

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PAS DE DEUX SALON
Grand opening! Come and meet us! Relax into a natural atmosphere and discover your look. Introductory special through March: haircut, color, makeup, face waxing, and hair care are 20–25% off for new clients (call or visit website for details). Now available: kids’ haircut ($40) and kids’ makeup ($25). Pas de Deux Salon, 79 Worth St. (bet. Church and Broadway), 212-274-0079, pasdedeuxsalon.com; Tues.–Sat. 10 a.m.–8 p.m.

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KHUSHI SPA PRODUCTS
Khushi is about pure and simple. What goes on your body goes into your body. Khushi is mixed by hand in small batches right here in Tribeca! Enjoy 25% off your entire order using coupon code “tribeca” at check out. Valid until 2/18/11. Visit khushispa.com.

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THE PALM TRIBECA
The Palm Tribeca has a new dinner special for just $49.95 per person. The dinner begins with lobster bisque or one of three salads, followed by your choice of entrée—a trio of filet mignon medallions, prime top sirloin steak, or a pair of broiled jumbo lump crab cakes—and one family-style side. Finish off with New York cheesecake or crème brûlée. Available through Mar. 31. Reserve by calling 646-395-6393 or visit thepalm.com/tribeca.

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COSMOPOLITAN HOTEL
The Cosmopolitan Hotel is a historic hotel in the heart of Tribeca. Opened in 1851, the hotel is New York City’s oldest continuously operating hotel—a timeless classic among Tribeca, Soho, and lower Manhattan hotels. While providing the modern-day hotel amenities that a guest might desire, rooms have been updated but keep their original warmth, privacy, comfort, and charm. Check out our February rates starting at $99, including breakfast.

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MIND OVER MATTER HEALTH & FITNESS
Mind Over Matter offers One-On-One Specialty Workouts for all downtown moms. Regardless how old your little one is, if you’re a mom you qualify! We provide fitness specialists in Personal Training, Yoga, and Pilates. Whether you’re training at home, office or outdoors, MOM turns any space into your own private gym! New clients receive 20% off individual packages.

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TRIBECA TREATS
Free delivery on orders over $30, south of Houston St., Monday–Thursday! Don’t forget to treat your Valentine! Order a decadent box of chocolates, cookies, cupcakes, or a small cake to be delivered to his or her downtown office or home on Monday, Feb. 14. There’s no better way to say “I love you,” “I like you,” or “I’m stalking you”! (We will deliver to other locations too, but charges may apply.)

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DUDLEY’S PAW
A special deal from Dudley’s Paw! New dog-walking and pet-sitting clients receive their first service free! Offer expires 3/1/11 and may be redeemed by new clients who have never booked a service with us before. Some restrictions apply, visit dudleyspaw.com for more information. Dudley’s Paw, Tribeca’s first pet-supply store, is a specialty pet boutique featuring private walks and pet sitting, premium foods, treats, supplies, and more. Come in with your dog for a free treat!

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GYMBOREE PLAY & MUSIC MANHATTAN
Save $50 when you enroll with this ad! Come see why Gymboree Play & Music is the global leader in classes for kids. Offer can be used toward any of our great classes, including: Play & Learn, Music, Art, Global Kids, and School Skills (Preschool)! Good through Feb. 28; minimum 13-week enrollment; re-enroll and save $30 off your next semester! For class schedules and enrollment options go to gymboreeclasses.com or visit the site nearest you.

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PELEA MEXICANA
Pelea Mexicana is pleased to invite guests on a festive ride through the bustling streets of Mexico, with a dynamic menu featuring unique takes on Mexico’s diverse cuisine crafted by Chef Richard Caruso, formerly of Rosa Mexicano. Our happy hour includes all-you-can-eat tacos ($15), wood-baked chorizo queso fundido ($3), Mexican draft cervezas ($4), and a mouth-watering spectrum of frozen margaritas ($8). 33 Ave. of the Americas (one block south of Canal), 212-925-1600.

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Euphoria Spa: $99 Get Red Carpet Ready! Beauty Boot Camp Facial, Spray Tan, Brazilian Wax. New clients only; before 3/1. Limited appointments.

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Billy’s Bakery (75 Franklin) offers Tribeca Citizen readers a free cupcake with purchase through 2/12/11. Simply mention “Tribeca Citizen” at checkout.

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Tribeca Parenting, the ultimate resource for expectant and new parents, is offering 10% off any single registration. Call us at 646-863-4500 to redeem this offer!

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Cameo Closets: Premiere closet organizing and wardrobe styling service offers new sign-ups with Tribeca zips. $50/hour. Expires: 5/9/2011. Code: TRIBCIT. 646-797-6262, ty@cameoclosets.com.

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The Quad Manhattan is offering 10% discount for summer camp through Feb. 15.

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TriBeCa Therapy—TriBeCa’s resource for creative, non-diagnostic psychotherapy—is offering a free initial consultation for the month of February.

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PARTYpoopers, partySWANK: Take 10% off all party planning services. Contact: info@partySWANK.com, 212-274-9955. Promo expires 03/30/11.

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Jazzercise: One-hour dance fitness. Fun and welcoming. Burn 500+ calories. 65 Leonard at Church St. Half-price joining fee in February.

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Interested in advertising in the deals newsletter? Email tribecacitizen@gmail.com to be notified about the next opportunity.

••• Everything Khushi is 25% off through Dec. 24. Use the code ELF.

••• From Manhattan Children’s Theatre: “Due to increased demand we’ve added weekday performances of ‘Lula Bell in Search of Santa,’ just in time for the kids’ Winter Break. You can check out our globe-trotting heroine as she tracks down the jolly old elf this Tuesday, Dec. 21—Thursday, Dec. 23 at 1:00 p.m. And, as a little gift from us to you, take 10% when using the code SHOPPING.”

••• From Moomah: “Creativity workshops now 50% off: $112 for 5 creativity workshops ($225 value)! Choose from Paint like the Greats, Boogie Doodle: Introduction to Animation, Optical Toys or Imagine Motion: Animation for Beginners! Students will have the opportunity for hands-on learning in an intimate classroom environment, exploring new ways to make art with instructors who are specialists in their field. Deal ends on December 31, 2010. First workshop begins on January 10, 2011.” By the way, Moomah will be open New Year’s Day but closed Jan. 3–5 for renovations.

••• From Trinity Church: “Children’s beaming faces and joyful voices will fill the sanctuary of historic Trinity Church (Broadway at Wall Street), New York City’s more than 300-year-old Episcopal parish in lower Manhattan, on Friday, December 24 at 3 p.m. at the church’s annual Christmas Eve Family Service. Led by The Rev. Mark Bozzuti-Jones, the festive service includes a special Christmas Eve homily especially for children, who gather at the front of the church to listen to the Christmas story, and the singing of Leo Sowerby’s ‘The Snow Lay’ [What?! —Ed]  on the Ground by the Trinity Youth Chorus, the church’s youth choir.

••• Soho Rep is selling tickets to the Dec. 29 and 30 performances of “Jomama Jones * Radiate” for $20; the code is GLITTER. Also, on Dec. 31, the 9:30 performance is followed by a New Year’s Eve afterparty.

P.S. Tell ‘em Tribeca Citizen sent you!

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WARREN AND MURRAY
• Fountain Pen Hospital, New York Vintners, Church Street School, Korin (below), Babesta Cribz, Mysterious Bookshop, Barnes & Noble Tribeca, Bed Bath & Beyond, SoulCycle Tribeca, Seasonal Whispers, Equinox Tribeca, Takahachi Bakery, Spot

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DUANE
• Antiqueria Tribeca, Elan Flowers, New York Nautical, Working Class Emporium, Mondo Cane, Duane Antiques, Jonathan Burden, Grown & Sewn/Skot Foreman Fine Art, Project No. 8 pop-up, Nili Lotan (below)

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HARRISON AND WORTH
• Euphoria Spa, Cass Lilien’s Window 24, Capucine (below), Tribeca Beauty Spa, Farinella Italian Bakery

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HUDSON
• Shoofly, Tribeca Wine Merchants, Torly Kid, Pompanoosuc Mills, Tribeca Issey Miyake, Baker, Abhaya, Moomah, Just Scandinavian (below)

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CHAMBERS AND READE
• Philip Williams Posters (below), Chambers Street Wines, Unleashed by Petco, Tribeca Treats, Canis Minor, Adeline Adeline, Petticoat Lane

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BROADWAY AND CHURCH
• Western Spirit (below), World Journal Bookstore, Transit, Church Street Surplus, T&T Plastic Land, OK Uniform, Apexart, Birdbath, Kidville, SP’s Nuts & Candy

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GREENWICH
• Jade’s Toy Box/Egg by Susan Lazar pop-up, Tribeca Spa of Tranquility, Oly Atelier (below), Edon Manor, Dudley’s Paw, Koh’s Kids, Whole Foods Tribeca, Bit’z Kids

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GRAB BAG!
• BF4E (below), Firestore, Joyce Gold History Tours, Khushi, Resale-Riches, Tribeca Tarot Reader, Best Made Co.

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N. MOORE
• Cristina Dos Santos (below), Steven Amedee Gallery & Fine Custom Framing, Espasso, Playing Mantis, Otte, Room, M.S. Apothecary pop-up

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W. BROADWAY
• Frankly Wines, Babesta, Gotham Bikes, Boomerang Toys (below), A Uno, Stella, American Apparel, Balloon Saloon, Pamper UR Pets, Sweet Lily, Maslow 6, J. Crew Liquor Store, Grandaisy Bakery

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WASHINGTON, VESTRY, AND BEACH
• John Allan’s Tribeca, Vestry Wines (below), Floratech

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FRANKLIN
• Flora, R 20th Century, Steven Alan (below), Bu and the Duck, Gary Graham, 8.15 August Fifteenth

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WALKER AND WHITE
• OLighting, Karkula, trans.LUXE (below), Donzella, Liddabit Sweets/McClure’s Pickles pop-up, Steven Sclaroff

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THE FINAL INSTALLMENT
• La Lumia, Tent and Trails, Manhattan Books (below), Langdon Florist, Capital Audio Electronics

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TRIBECA CITIZEN T-SHIRTS
• You knew it was coming. There are two styles—including ones that say “Jay-Z is my neighbor”—and many colors, starting at $25, or $15 for kids’ shirts. It may be too late to get one in time for Christmas, but so what? Good things come to those who wait.

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FIRESTORE
• Well, this is local in theme: Ladder 8 T-shirt ($24).

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JOYCE GOLD HISTORY TOURS
• You read about Joyce here. Buy a gift certificate for one of her tours for $15 (gift certificates for groups tours for as few as six people are also available, and on sale to boot).

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KHUSHI
• Most of Nicki Francis’s spa products are made right in her kitchen. Lip balm is $5.

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TRIBECA CITIZEN T-SHIRTS
• You knew it was coming…. There are two styles—including ones that say “Jay-Z is my neighbor”—in many colors, starting at $25, or $15 for kids’ shirts. Also: Want one with a personalized message? Email me at tribecacitizen@gmail.com.

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RESALE-RICHES
• Prada, Pucci, Dolce & Gabbana…. Tania Anthony’s Tribeca-based online consignment shop has more brands than you can shake a Louis Vuitton baseball bat at. (If LV doesn’t make a baseball bat yet, it will one day.) This Burberry poncho is just $175. Gift certificates available.

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TRIBECA TAROT READER
• Happy New Year? Only the tarot knows…. Readings by Liat are $75 and gift certificates are available.

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BEST MADE CO.
• Tribeca’s own axe company—profiled here—is now making all sorts of haute outdoor (hautedoor?) stuff, not just axes but first-aid kids, maps, and books. Axes start around $200.

Previous installments in the 2010 Shop-Local Gift Guide:
• Greenwich
• Broadway and Church
• Chambers and Reade
• Hudson
• Harrison and Worth
• Duane
• Warren and Murray

••• Update via @Paystyle on Twitter: “Peeked in Weather Up last night & noticed unfinished work, so probably not liquor license issues but putting finishing touches.”

••• Seasonal Whispers is opening a store in Soho (on West Broadway near Grand), possibly as soon as Monday. (This photo is form its store on Murray.)

••• The JCP Downtown‘s Hanukkah party will be Dec. 5 from 11 a.m. to 1:30 p.m.: “The 6th Annual Bash at PS 234 will light your chanukiah and spin your dreidel. [...] This year’s party will include a DJ dance party, science experiments, Jacob Stein in concert, arts and crafts, face painting, traditional Hanukkah food and more!”

••• Tomorrow night (Thurs.) from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m., Room will be having a party to celebrate its new collaboration with Carrie Haddad Gallery, specifically works by Allyson Levy.

••• Get 25% off everything Khushi if you order before Nov. 21. The code is “friends.”

••• A CBS drama called “Blue Bloods” is shooting on Duane, Reade, Church, and Broadway today. It stars Tom Selleck, Donnie Wahlberg (that’s him in the photo, actually), and Bridget Moynihan.

••• Farinella‘s new outpost on the Upper East Side is open; it’s at 1132 Lexington (bet. 78th and 79th Sts.). Also, Farinella is today’s deal on Blackboard Eats: 30% off—but the fine print is a dealbreaker substantial (“available during dinner with the minimum purchase of one full palam [whole pizza] per party; max party: 4; dine-in only; valid at the Worth St. location only”).

••• I just learned on Twitter that you can get a free tote bag by popping into Apexart.

••• Free shipping on Khushi if you order before Nov. 1.

••• Get a free trial class at B East, the new TRX studio on Broadway: ” Call Romaine @ 212 766 BTRX or email b@eastfit.com to set up a time to drop in!”

••• Travelzoo deal: “$49 for a 3-course dinner or lunch for 2 at Trattoria Cinque, normally $112. Choose any 2 appetizers, main courses and dessert.”

••• Now that TAMA Gallery is closed—long live TAMA Studios!—the doctor’s office next door is taking the back lefthand side of the top floor, while a tea company is taking the front of the top floor for an office. The back right side and the lower level have yet to be rented. It sounds like a strange space, with an entrance on Staple. Maybe a restaurant?

••• If you have the hots for the hostess of a neighborhood restaurant, the feeling isn’t mutual: “Doctor Garrett is a good looking guy. He’s fit and works out. Muscular. He’s a doctor, too. He lives in Tribeca in one of those apartments that I only dream of someday renting. He can afford it because he’s a doctor. He’s 37 years old. He’s a doctor. Smart. Did I mention he’s a doctor? Doctor Garrett is also 100% obnoxious. And 100% my stalker.” There’s a lot more where that came from. (Confessions of an Ingenue)

••• Esprit Events Catering has opened a café at the Museum of Jewish Heritage. Expect “delicious meals and snacks for breakfast, lunch, and early dinners before public programs. Highlights of the menu include: made-to-order breakfast burritos, macaroni and cheese, hand-rolled sushi, soups and quiches, assorted paninis and entrée salads, freshly baked croissants, and café lattes and cappuccinos. All dishes are carefully prepared in accordance with Jewish dietary laws and certified Cholov Israel by the Orthodox Union. The café serves top quality dairy items.”

••• From Annika K. Martin: “Just thought I’d share this info about the Tribeca-based CSA I help run—our farm is having a Harvest Festival. The festival is open to the public and is a great way to see the farm where our CSA’s veggies come from, as well as spend a fun day in the countryside with fun activities for young and old. A bus will be leaving from Great Performances (Hudson/Vandam) for those who don’t have/rent a car. My CSA (Downtown CSA) is based in North Tribeca—our distribution point is the 92Y Tribeca on Hudson Street. Our summer veggie season is almost over, but we are offering a winter fruit share with fruit from Red Jacket Orchards. People can email me [csadowntown@gmail.com] for more info about getting on the list for next summer, or about signing up for fruit this winter.”

••• Buy three Khushi soaps and get one for free. The code is SOAP.

••• Classes at B East—the new TRX studio sharing space the same floor as Downtown Dance Factory—start Oct. 18; you can review the schedule online as soon as Oct. 14. There’ll be TRX and TRX Boxing.

••• Spa Week deals at Tribeca Beauty Spa: 45-minute Dream Massage $50 (reg. $80); 45-minute Tribeca Signature Facial $50 (reg. $90); 45-minute Brazilian Wax and Pedicure $50 (reg. $95). Valid Oct. 11–22.

••• Mark your calendars for the biggest day of the year—seriously—in Tribeca: The Friends of Washington Market Park‘s Halloween Party & Parade will be Saturday, Oct. 30, from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m.: “Line up for the Costume Parade at the corner of Greenwich & North Moore at 2pm, our festive band will lead everyone down Greenwich Street and into the Park. Popular children’s band Princess Katie & Racer Steve, pony rides, arts and crafts, games, tricks and treats. Please note that no strollers will be allowed inside the Park. A complimentary, monitored stroller check will be provided, but families are encouraged to leave strollers at home.” Also, on Oct. 23, kids can help garden at the group’s It’s My Park Day (11 a.m.–noon).

Dr. Adam Geyer of Tribeca Park Dermatology

••• Tribeca Park Dermatology is doing something I wish more doctor’s offices would do: “We will now be sending appointment reminders via email, text messages to your cell phone, pager, or PDA. [...] When you receive a message by e-mail, click the icon provided for confirmation. Confirm as soon as you receive the first message, and you’re done! The other messages will simply be reminders.”

••• Available on Groupon: Three months of storage at Manhattan Mini Storage for $49—which is kind of like getting your first three months of crack free.

••• Khushi is having a sale on foot products: 40% off, no code necessary.

••• From Steven Alan: “Join us in our Tribeca Annex on October 2 from 12–3 p.m. for a trunk show with [bag company] CLAREVIVIER, featuring exclusive items for Steven Alan.”