Curious about the “extreme party event” loft at 109 Reade that’s been in the local news? (That’s the one where “fire massages” have been offered.) A tipster discovered what looks and sounds like it on Airbnb, a site where travelers locate rooms to rent. According to the listing, the “Playful Tribeca Loft” has “two full bathrooms (with bathtubs) and a washer/dryer. There is wireless available. There is a projector and movie screen for your use. we have an extensive movie and game collection on the xbox. There are also swings and a slide (not kidding)!” And one of the commenters says that “Dimitri is the best host ever,” presumably referring to owner Dimitri Dimoulakis, presumably pictured above. Enough with the presumptions: Check out the photos. No exterior windows, lots of beds, perhaps even more swings…. It certainly looks like WHAT I IMAGINE a residential sex club would look like (though the Harper’s in the bathroom is a classy touch. And wait, is that a Crock-Pot? Pervy!). It’s renting for $400 a night. BYO fire wand, though.

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