••• A new gym is opening at 350 Broadway (at Leonard, half a block from Eastern Athletic). It’s called Metro Gym, and it’s the sister property of a gym in Flushing. Insert this URL (ny.koreatimes.com/article/626504) into Google Translate and you can get more details.

••• Groupon deal #1: $29 for two drop-in Music for Aardvarks classes (78 Reade, among other locations). Offer expires at midnight.

••• Groupon deal #2: $39 for two months of unlimited Jazzercise classes (65 Leonard, among other locations). Offer expires at midnight.

••• KGB deal: $137 for a three-week session including six 90-minute fitness classes at Bootcamp Republic (“Read St. near Chambers Subway,” among other locations). Offer expires in a few days.

••• I’m just guessing that Emission might have been a more apt name for the party at Brick last night. I just LOLed myself!