The rules of Tweebeca: 1) I don’t necessarily agree with them. 2) I’m 99.7% positive they’re about our Tribeca and not, say, the spa in Indonesia. 3) If you see good ones, send them to me @TribecaCitizen. There are actually 13 because superstition is silly.
these always make me laugh
each one is perfect. But don’t name your kid tribeca. Seriously.