The rules of Tweebeca: 1) I don’t necessarily agree with them. 2) I’m 99.7% positive they’re about our Tribeca and not, say, the tavern in Cary, N.C. 3) If you see good ones, send them to me @TribecaCitizen. There are actually 13, not 12, because I believe in trickle-down economics. (To find more of these posts, search “Tweebeca.”)