The rules of Tweebeca: 1) I don’t necessarily agree with them. 2) I’m 99.7% positive they’re about our Tribeca and not, say, the restaurant in Auckland. 3) If you see good ones, send them to me @TribecaCitizen. There are actually 16, not 12, because I’ve been saving all my love for you. (Sorry, but one Whitney Houston reference tends to beget another.) To find more of these posts, search “Tweebeca.”