The rules of Tweebeca: 1) I don’t necessarily agree with them. 2) I’m 99.7% positive they’re about our Tribeca and not, say, the gallery/café/bookstore in Watertown, Wisc. 3) If you see good ones, send them to me @TribecaCitizen. There are actually 15, not 12, because words are even cheaper when they’re tweeted. To find more of these posts, search “Tweebeca.”