Unsanctioned cuteness on Reade. (Photo by Tyndale Brickey.)

If it doesn’t hold at least 24 bottles, kick it to the curb. That’s like a lunchbox around here.

Except when it’s cut with a laxative.

Behind a plywood fence at the corner of Canal and Renwick is a rather large hill with a full-on meadow covering it. I hereby christen it Mount Renwick.

That piece of tape only buys you five months.

Milo Hess spotted this dinosaur last week…

…and then this one.

Then I saw this one outside Moomah. (Of course I couldn’t resist making it look like it was ready to eat people.)

Impeccable logic.

And you thought the Chambers Street reconstruction couldn’t get more annoying.

These water fountains would be ideal for pug-bathing.

Welcome to Tribeca. (The signs are sold at the City Store in the Municipal Building.)