Just two more days.

The glass garage door: For the 1% who keep their garages clean.

OK, the top one is a turkey. And the bottom one is a fruitcake. The middle one is... a meatloaf? (I think it might be stuffing, but it took me days to figure it out.)

Well, maybe you should get a shoe policy. (Copy-editor humor!)

Santa's health insurance must really suck.

Ass backward.