As I scan Twitter for Tribeca-related tweets, I often come across ones that seem particularly absurd—because they’re for other Tribecas, such as the pizzeria/bar in Liverpool, the nightclub in Jakarta, the café/bakery in Pretoria, the restaurant in Raleigh, or wherever. Read together, they seem as if there’s some other Tribeca that’s possibly even more interesting than the original.

P.S. I have no idea what the non-English ones say, and Google Translate was no help—so if they’re extra-offensive, please let me know!