••• A reader alerted me to a sign in the window at 37 Wall, next to Tiffany & Co., saying a Momofuku Milk Bar was opening there May 1. My first thought: Crack pie! My second thought: Hoax? Because just last week Eater had posted about a sign in a Brooklyn window for a new Momofuku Noodle Bar that Momofuku denied any involvement with. I walked down there to take a peek, and the sign is on the outside of the window, which seemed like we were deep into hoax territory. When I got back home, Momofuku reps said it wasn’t happening. Sorry, folks—for now, only Goldman Sachs employees get to eat Milk Bar goodies without venturing AboCa or into Brooklyn. (P.S. Dumbest prank ever?)

••• Re: the Battery Park City ball fields: “Applied Landscape Technologies has been selected to begin work as soon as possible, with the provisional goal of finishing the project (originally projected to take six months) sometime in April.” —Broadsheet

••• Come fall, “the new Peck Slip school, located in Tweed Courthouse, will have two, half-day sections of pre-K.” —DNAinfo

••• Grub Street on Taste of Tribeca (May 18): “Advanced tickets ($45) are sold on March 1 and are available here.”

••• A New York Times real estate article on air rights includes one paragraph on 56 Leonard (which bought land and air rights from the New York Law School for $150 million) and six paragraphs on 37 Warren.

••• Nicole and Brent Ferrin went from renting in Tribeca to buying in the Financial District. —New York Times