••• Thanks to Neil Smith for tweeting over this photo of the SUV that took a nosedive into the Chambers-and-Church construction ditch, “near gas main, sparking fears of explosion,” in the Trib‘s dangerous play on words.

••• A New York Times article about small real estate brokerages features Tabak Is Tribeca.

••• If you’ve ever driven by Dr. Toothy’s office on Worth, over near Chatham Square, and wondered about his back story, you should read this otherwise pretty unnecessary look at his recent apartment sale. —New York Observer

••• After a private sale, someone can now combine two penthouses into a 4,500-square-foot one. Manhattan Loft Guy drools over the possibilities.

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