••• “A Tribeca man’s $120,000 Porsche was stolen from [from] the MPG Parking Garage at 121 Reade St.” —DNAinfo

••• Meanwhile, in the South Street Seaport: “Two men stole 12 bottles of “Fierce Edge” cologne from a South Street Seaport Abercrombie & Fitch last week, using a knife to scare off a store employee.” —DNAinfo

••• And in FiDi: “A shoplifter swiped more than $1,000 worth of allergy medications from Duane Reade last week.” —DNAinfo

••• Robert De Niro got cranky in an interview with the Radio Times: “The Oscar-winner bridled when his inquisitor, Emma Brockes, asked how he resists the temptation to go into ‘autopilot’ mode on set, followed by her observation that the Tribeca district of New York, where De Niro co-founded a film festival, has been taken over by bankers.” —The Independent

••• Sales are up at the Gristedes store in Battery Park City. —Downtown Express