••• Free the nipple! Topless New York shot Aquarius Funkk in Tribeca. You have to join something called Diverxity to see the whole shoot.

••• If you must hide the nipple(s), you could do worse than a TC shirt, available in men’s and women’s versions, with logos on front or back. Just $25!

••• At Bogardus Plaza this Wednesday (Dec. 14) at 4 p.m.: “Get into the holiday spirit with a performance by the Church Street School Choristers and the BPC Adult Chorus. We’ll also be collecting new, unwrapped toys for kids aged 1-4 for the Door, a local charitable organization.”

••• “Car crash on N. Moore,” reports E. “Happened after 4 a.m., corner of N Moore and Greenwich, firefighters extracting person from SUV on its side.”

••• Heard back from Ward III: “Unfortunately, the building’s renovations encountered some construction delays. While work is ongoing, we now expect to re-open in the new year and look forward to welcoming you (and the neighborhood) back in again soon.”

••• Albert reports: “One Medical on Hudson looks done, with paper off the windows. Website shows opening this month.”

••• The west side of 19 Park Place has been painted sky blue.