The perfect gift for the man who hairs everything.

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Ever read “The Cask of Amontillado”?

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That’s called asking for it.

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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Beer never sounded so good.

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Aw, you shouldn’t have.

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My kind of soccer mom.

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Sure beats gaseous glee.

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Thanks?

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