Beach day!

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When illustrators get seasick.

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It’s not just the law. It’s smart business.

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Crossing guard (noticing I was taking a photo): It says, “Fuck this.”
Me: I see that.
Crossing guard: I tore it down. The kids were all seeing it.
Me:  Well, they gotta learn somehow….
Crossing guard: Not on my corner!

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Cockney pub.

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When I was a kid we walked to the playground.

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You can’t say you weren’t warned. Thanks for the photo, K.!

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