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••• The All-Seeing Trump fortune-telling machine was in Tribeca Park this morning. If the video above doesn’t work, click here.

••• Thefts at two local malls, in the Tribeca Trib police blotter.

••• A writer at Esquire spent a day working at Bâtard.

••• Cute new restaurant at Howard and Centre: “Nickel & Diner is a new downtown restaurant paying homage to five and dime stores and old diners. The chef here is James Friedburg, who worked at restaurants like Le Cirque and Aureole before most recently serving as executive chef at Blenheim in the West Village. Friedburg is offering modern versions of diner dishes like a veal reuben, chicken soup with ricotta dumplings, and a huevos rancheros omelet. Currently, Nickel & Diner is open for breakfast and lunch only.” —Eater