••• From the Dealist: A “five-course wine tasting with food samplings” at Cercle Rouge for $29.

••• From Groupon: $40 for one-hour massage at NeurOasis at 350 Broadway (at Leonard), 2nd floor. Wait, is that a play on the word “neurosis”? Huh.

••• Glen Hansard—the guy from the movie Once—will play an acoustic set at City Winery on Feb. 2. That’s him at left.

••• This Saturday the Quad Manhattan will have a free trial lesson for its new comics class for kids.

••• From Gaggle of Chicks: $37.50 for a $50 credit at Torly Kid.

••• I now have enough evidence to declare what I’m calling Zucker’s Law: The more bagels that you order, the exponentially higher the likelihood that you won’t get what you asked for. I’m guessing this is true for all bagel stores.