Awesome. (Alas, at this size you can't quite tell that each piece of the fringe has a different line from the song.) Thanks to Scott Lawin for sending it over.

This weekend, go outside and admire the trees. They're spectacular.

I was donating stuff at Housing Works when I saw this sign taped to the counter. I told the guy working there that I'd like to meet the person who doesn't need toilet paper. "I wouldn't," he replied.

I almost asked if he'd let me hold it.

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