I was going to use this for "Where in Tribeca...?" but I decided it was too obvious. (You can imagine how pervy I felt when people saw me taking the photo.)

What's wrong with her hands? Is she wearing a neck brace? Does the dog have a child's legs? Am I tripping?

I think the AT&T phone store on Chambers was robbed, which is a shame. But seriously, the NYPD couldn't park a half a block away? They had to drive on the sidewalk?

I miss that wiener man.

Photographed on February 21. I hope you had enough of a sense of shame to bring it out late at night.

What else is there to say?