Just the other day someone was asking me whether I report on celebrities, and I said that if I saw Beyoncé squeezing the grapefruit* at Whole Foods, I’d leave her alone—but I’d re-report it if someone else published it first. Look, everyone has a line, and that’s mine. So when Curbed figured out that an apartment on the website of decorators Roman & Williams had to be that of Gwyenth Paltrow and Chris Martin, well, here are some pix. For more, see Curbed‘s post. (P.S. I’ve decided that when I become rich and famous and people want to take photos of my house, I’m never going to allow my master bedroom to be shot. It has simply never struck me as right.)

I meant that literally; if she was metaphorically squeezing the grapefruit, I’d take pix and post them so fast.