The appeal of Beekman Tower is dependent on the weather: On a sunny say, it's pretty fabulous.

Although from below, on Spruce Street, the building looks sort of gnawed on, like a knife that accidentally ended up in a garbage disposal.

What the fruck?

We're working a theme here.... (This is just down Staple Street from "Fuck yuppies.")

Is Christo wrapping the Brooklyn Bridge?