FUNNEST TOWNHOUSE EVER!
Tribeca’s Ghislaine Viñas clearly had a blast designing the Warren Street townhouse featured on the cover of this month’s Interior Design. Check it out.

CALENDAR OF EVENTS
This week in and around Tribeca: Tribeca Meet & Greet; Documentary “12th & Delaware”; Shepard Fairey at WFC; Tucker Max; “D Tour” premiere; John Hiatt; Caravaggio talk; Russian Documentary Film Festival; a celebration of film’s classic crones; much, much more….

LOFT TOUR PREVIEW #2: WORTH CONTEMPORARY
The Friends of Duane Park’s annual loft tour is Oct. 17. Here’s a peek at one of the 10 lofts on this year’s tour. (Only 400 tickets are sold, so buy yours now!)

IN THE NEWS
••• 9/23 roundup: The Dutch, Andrew Carmellini’s new restaurant. Plus: BLT Bar & Grill review; Battery Park City Authority cracks down on nookie; Torahs returned.
••• 9/24 roundup: Bus signs. Plus: John Lennon; Harvey Keitel; Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher; the Sheraton Tribeca; and square-dancing in Washington Market Park.
••• 9/25 roundup: Katy & Russell. More celebrities move in. Plus: Event designer DeJuan Stroud; James McCune Smith; Matt Bomer; a “Wall Street 3″ lunch deal; and Kristin Scott Thomas.

A HISTORICAL FOOTNOTE
At last week’s press preview for the Friends of Duane Park’s Inside Tribeca Loft Tour, I learned something new about the old sidewalks of Tribeca.

SEEN & HEARD
••• 9/23 roundup: Name this bear. Plus: Deals at Bread, Capsouto Frères, Torly Kid, Moomah, and MarieBelle; Jacob Dylan; free kids’ capoeira class.
••• 9/24 roundup: Exclusive Equinox? Plus: Dash Gallery call for entries; singer Johnny Clegg; a deal on housekeeping; and poor Park Place.
••• 9/26 roundup: Modern medicine. Plus: Brooklyn Battery Tunnel closed till 3 p.m.; Halloween parade info; storage discount; Khushi sale; Steven Alan event.
••• Congratulations to Jim Smithers, who correctly IDed last week’s “Where in Tribeca…?” Sorry, but you’re still not getting my dog.