Both times I’ve done this before, I’ve resolved to wait a while till I do it again—but the tweets keep coming, and they keep making me laugh. So if you’re burning out on them, go have a cupcake on me. The rules: 1) I don’t necessarily agree with them. 2) I apparently have a soft spot for profanity and drugs. 3) I’m 99% positive these are about our Tribeca and not, say, the nightclub in Jakarta. 4) Tribeca Citizen is on Twitter, too—@TribecaCitizen. P.S. This is actually 13 because I’m a giver.

Previous “Twelve Tweets of Tribeca” posts:
• “Tribeca is great for crazy rich people with substance abuse problems watching”
• “Tribeca has beleaguered men walking corgis down cold”