You left your handcuffs outside again, Mom.

You know what would make a watermelon even more appealing? If I might crack one open to find a confused creature wearing a diaper.

Somebody is still in the second stage of grief about Matsugen closing.

I got dripped on for this.

First I checked to make sure that's not how you *actually* spell it.

Busy day on Park Place.

Ah, yes—the shovel-and-stick method. (And what's up with the right arm?)

TGIM!