Looks like Mom is "on the loose" again!
Only if you stop being so passive-aggressive.
Cupcake turf war! Actually, Jared Zlotnick—who sent the photo in—said it's not a bullet hole but the result of a moving accident.
That's how young people spell "knock."
A cannibalistic jack-o'-lantern is awesome. One that eats its young (I'm hoping) is even awesomer.
Silly tree.
.That misspelling of Knock was deliberate. Nock was Albert Jay Nock, the Libertarian author, philosopher, and educator. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Jay_Nock
@Jeff: Thanks for the clarification.