••• That was fast: Abey Nails & SPa is open on Warren.

••• John Ashbery is reading tonight at Poets House (oy, sorry, it’s in 20 minutes). And George Clinton is playing Rockefeller Park. Maybe they can collaborate!

••• Ralph Macchio will be at 92YTribeca on July 19 for a Q&A after a screening of The Karate Kid.

••• The sandwiches at Birdbath are a lot more appealing than I recalled….