Obviously this is the best tote ever, designed specifically so you can lord over everyone else in the Whole Foods checkout line. The other side is blank; buy two and sew them together, and that way you can be certain the Tribeca Citizen hotness is on view. Plus, you’d have a two-pocket tote! You could even get the totes in different colors, one for each of your personalities. One more thing: This design will be removed on Dec. 31—it’s limited-edition all the way. Do I need to mention that it makes an ideal gift? The price is just $20, so you can afford to give one to both of your friends. Buy it while you still can.