••• The New York Times visits the Tribeca loft of Judy Kuhn (currently starring in “Fun Home” on Broadway) and screenwriter David Schwab. (Photo by Tony Cenicola for the NYT)

••• I really need to start that “FiDi Love Crimes” Tumblr…. “Top immigration lawyer […] Rahul Manchanda, 42, waved a butcher knife and acted as if he were going to toss it at 30-year-old squeeze Kate Bose, a graphic designer for Ralph Lauren, according to court documents. During the pair’s late-night brouhaha inside Manchanda’s posh Financial District pad in August, the lawyer bizarrely bellowed, ‘The government trusts me to kill people! I’ll f–king kill you! I don’t give a f–k anymore!’ the criminal complaint states. The hotheaded barrister met Bose in 2013 through SeekingArrangement.com, which pairs wealthy fat cats with young women who want to be spoiled.” —New York Post

••• “A dimwit drunk nearly drowned when he did a backflip off a pier into the East River to impress a few pals—but was saved by a bartender [at the Watermark on Pier 15] who fell in while trying to get him out.” —New York Post

••• “Dopey tourists are paying top dollar to bogus vendors for ‘tickets’ to the Staten Island Ferry [….] One clueless pair shelled out $400 for a round-trip journey.” —New York Post

••• A Mets fan stole an iPad at Pine Street School in FiDi. —New York Post

••• “One of the most dramatic storm-related events Sunday night was the lightning that struck One World Trade Center—not just once, but twice.” —DNAinfo