••• Re: Available retail spaces. The good news is that there are only 127 now, down from 129. Pixel Academy is moving into 256 West, and 8 Jay is very much still the home of Artflag—I erroneously assumed it was still on the market.

••• August 30 at City Winery: “Once upon a time in the 90s, Dino Stamatopoulos, Stephen Colbert, Scott Adsit, Robert Smigel and Michael Stoyanov wrote a comedy pilot that would star themselves and a certain Tina Fey. The premise? A behind-the-scenes look at Saturday Night Live. No, this pilot did not eventually become 30 Rock. (For real! Any similarities are purely coincidental). No audience has ever seen this pilot performed… until now. At this special live taping of Dino & Andy’s Skull Juice, the whole crew—Dino, Stephen, Scott, Robert, Michael, Tina, and as always, Andy Dick—join forces for a once-in-a-lifetime reading of this long lost comedy gem.”

••• Spotted on Twitter: Someone says he’s planning to open an “indoor golf mecca” in Tribeca. Anyone know where?

••• Houseman is now delivering lunch: “Order delivery on our website or via GrubHub, Seamless, Ubereats, and Postmates.” Get the BLT while it’s around.

••• Opening August 25 at Artsee on Goldman Alley: “Veils of Light” by Jake Coan.