Heaven knows I’m not adept in any language but English, and obviously not everyone has been fortunate to have much of an education. So I offer this not in a spirit of meanness—after all, it’s not as if I haven’t made a boolper or two—but in a spirit of let’s all just laugh as much as we can. (Thanks to Peter Rose for the second one!)

Previously in this series:
••• Where’s Auto Correct When You Need It?
••• Spelling Is Overeated Anyway
••• I Put a Misspell on You