The rules of Tweebeca: 1) I don’t necessarily agree with them. 2) I’m 99.7% positive they’re about our Tribeca and not, say, the boutique in Atlanta. 3) If you see good ones, send them to me! 4) Tribeca Citizen is on Twitter, too—@TribecaCitizen. There are only 12 11* this time, instead of the usual 13—guess more of you should’ve donated, huh? *Someone got annoyed.

Previous “Twelve Tweets of Tribeca” posts:
• “Housesitting in a 5000 sq foot loft in TriBeCa…”
• “Things I won’t miss: Tribeca wind”
• “Pretty sure TriBeCa is the anti Narnia.”
• “WTFFFFFF AT THESE TRUCKS!!!!!!! I LIVE IN TRIBECA!…”
• “Tribeca is great for crazy rich people with substance abuse problems watching”
• “I might be in TriBeCa, but I’m still ‘hood.”