The rules of Tweebeca: 1) I don’t necessarily agree with them. 2) I’m 99.7% positive they’re about our Tribeca and not, say, the pizzeria in Liverpool. 3) If you see good ones, send them to me! 4) Tribeca Citizen is on Twitter, too—@TribecaCitizen. 5) Yes, there are 13, not 12. I’m a giver.

Previous “Twelve Tweets of Tribeca” posts:
• “Things I won’t miss: tribeca wind”
• “Pretty sure TriBeCa is the anti Narnia”
• “WTFFFFFF AT THESE TRUCKS!!!!!!! I LIVE IN TRIBECA! IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE BE QUIET HERE!!!! *throws shit* [/imaginngimrichtantrum]”
• “Tribeca is great for crazy rich people with substance abuse problems watching”
• “I might be in TriBeCa, but I’m still ‘hood”