Heaven knows I’m not adept in any language but English, and obviously not everyone has been fortunate to have much of an education. So I offer this not in a spirit of meanness—it’s not as if I haven’t made a boolper or two—but in a spirit of let’s all just laugh as much as we can. (The last three come from, respectively, Olivia and Nelle and an anonymous reader. Thanks!)

Previously in this series:
••• When Words Fail: More Mispellings
••• Signs of the Tines: More Mispellings
••• Where’s Auto Correct When You Need It?
••• Spelling Is Overeated Anyway
••• I Put a Misspell on You